her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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