More tranny stories later!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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