Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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