States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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