I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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