It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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