I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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