Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
where are my eyebrows?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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