All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Boobs are out for the taking
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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