this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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