I like to think it a success when the cops are called
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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