'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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