if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
