She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The ass gains better be worth it
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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