Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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