STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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