You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she was so not down for the gang bang
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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