So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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