these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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