was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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