it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
