i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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