i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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