This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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