no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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