That's when you crack a 10am beer
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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