that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
