Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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