I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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