so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
