My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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