Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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