beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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