Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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