I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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