And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
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