Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I think people are normalizing furries
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
