I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
birth control should be required to get into college
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just blew my weed a kiss
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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