i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am naked and annoyed.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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