Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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