actually, I'm a sock model
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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