Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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