I got chris browned last night
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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