Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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