The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
