Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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