god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I'm really busy with my period
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