Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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