he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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