Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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