Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i believe in u and ur pee
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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