For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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