I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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