He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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