she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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